Wow. Political commentary. I’m branching out. In case you haven’t noticed, I have some pretty out-there opinions. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in.… Read more “Katie Sewell’s Thoughts on the Border Wall”
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Katie Sewell’s Thoughts on Brexit
So, for anyone who isn’t aware, I, Katie Elizabeth Francis DiCaprio Sewell, have been living abroad for the past couple of months. Now, I know… Read more “Katie Sewell’s Thoughts on Brexit”
I’m Running for President!
I was tired two years ago when I lost to Senator Rubio. I was tired watching the results of the 2016 presidential election roll in. I was… Read more “I’m Running for President!”
18 life lessons
Friends, Floridians, Countrymen, As some of you may know, I turned 18 this Saturday. It’s hard to believe that, even though my birthday was only two days… Read more “18 life lessons”
NEW CONTEST: Katie Sewell Meme Contest
Hello All You Floridians, I’m pleased to announce another contest in the spirit of National Katie Sewell Day. Please email me your finest meme. The winner gets… Read more “NEW CONTEST: Katie Sewell Meme Contest”
Interview with Abby
When did you first hear about Katie Sewell’s campaign? What about her stance struck a chord with you? When I first arrived to this planet country, Katie… Read more “Interview with Abby”
The Sublime
I was honored and frankly brought to tears when I saw this painting. Never before has anyone gone to such lengths to spread the word of Katie Sewell. I’d like to thank the unnamed artist for this Romantic painting.
10 Questions about Katie Sewell Answered
1. Who are your political heroes? Marco Rubio, Leslie Knope, and myself. 2. Who should be on the 20 dollar bill? Myself, or perhaps Manny the Manatee.… Read more “10 Questions about Katie Sewell Answered”
Mr. Bungler is Fighting for America
Make sure to subscribe to Mr. Bungler’s website, where he is fighting for your rights and the rights of the manatees and Floridians everywhere. https://saveusbungler.wixsite.com/bungler… Read more “Mr. Bungler is Fighting for America”
Who’s Voting for Katie Sewell?
While Joey Tate has been surprisingly quiet on his political views (he does support the overthrowing of the French government, though), he was spotted wearing the official… Read more “Who’s Voting for Katie Sewell?”