Friends, Floridians, Countrymen,
As some of you may know, I turned 18 this Saturday. It’s hard to believe that, even though my birthday was only two days ago, I have learned so many life lessons. Today, I’m going to share 18 of the life lessons I’ve learned since turning 18.
- If people ask if you’re a Jeb Bush supporter, DO NOT give them a straight answer
- If they ask you if Jeb Bush faked the crucifixion, DO give them a straight answer
- Life is too short to not listen to bad Irish punk music
- If people say that they like you, it’s probably because they like you
- The best place for a spiritual awakening is Applebees
- You’re not Italian unless you’ve made ravioli with a Catholic bishop
- Don’t believe your mom if she says you’re not related to Leonardo DiCaprio
- If you’re unsure of your parentage, Barbara Jean from Reba is probably your real mom
- Don’t waste time on people who don’t enjoy hearing you talk
- Settlers of Catan is a stupid game because if everybody pooled their resources and made a tiny village, then they would be more successful
- Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives is not a bad show
- Don’t buy 100 pieces of birthday cake. That’s too many.
- Sometimes you will be conflicted. This is normal. You’ve made too many snap decisions in the past.
- Having roosters cover every inch of your house is not normal.
- You’re going to look bad in a lot of pictures. Get over it. It’s better to have the pictures and look bad in them than to not have them at all.
- It is completely acceptable to watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy over and over again and anyone who disagrees is wrong.
- Sometimes Donald will not be wearing trousers. You’ll need to find them for him.
- If there’s a lightbulb in the lamp, there’s a lightbulb in the lamp.
Wow! So many life lessons! If there is a light bulb in the lamp, there’s a light bulb in the lamp! What a great lesson
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